last april was my birthday. in our family, it’s but natural to eat out and celebrate. it doesn’t have to be formal or a dress-up event or anything anal or high society like that. basta we feel like eating out, usually sa places na gusto ng celebrant, o sa lugar na alam naming masarap balikan, o kaya kung may new suggestion na susubukan namin, susubukan talaga namin. that summer, we decided to try pugad dencio’s at riverbanks mall, marikina city.
dencio’s has always been around. if i’m not mistaken, it is owned by actor dennis padilla yata, the son of comedian dencio padilla. sa kanya yata pinangalan ito. i’m not so sure but i remember someone telling me this before. please correct me if i’m wrong.
we live in marikina so it was natural for us to discover eateries in this city. besides, it’s best to stay in our city than traverse the quezon city traffic going anywhere in qc (or ever farther), which is like 20-40 minutes away from marikina’s bayan center. e kung sa riverbanks commercial area lang kami, it’s just near. so we decided to try the newly opened pugad dencio’s there, literally near the banks of the river sa more developed side where the mall is.

i found it cute that dencio’s incorporated one of my favorite local comics characters in their new branch, hence making it like a themed resto of sorts. the term “pugad” came from Pugad Baboy created by comics artist Pol Medina Jr. during the 1990s. i literally grew up with it kaya masaya siya. wala namang mascot or anything sa resto; you just see some familiar characters in their tarps, posters, menu, place mats and other designs.

i knew i already ate at dencio’s before this, but i just couldn’t seem to place when and which branch. i know i already had a date at dencio’s in araneta coliseum’s gateway area. and the original dencio’s (or at least one of the earliest branches) along katipunan avenue near blue ridge was a place i already visited eons ago. but that’s the thing; it doesn’t stick to you, this place. i really never gave much thought about it so we just indulged on the food as if it’s all our first time to eat here.

the cast of characters: L-R orfinada family relatives (cousin and tita, mom’s sister), my papa and mommy, me and my girlfriend goldstar. no, she doesn’t drink; props lang ‘yang beer kas akin ‘yan.
so okay, we started with some appetizers since my papa ordered beer not just for him but for me, too. my, my, an indication of his acknowledgment that i am finally an adult? after all, that was my 36th. hmm. but i digress…

i think i was the one who chose this. crispy crablets with vinegar dip. the big red chili peppers could just be garnishing but since i didn’t like spicy food, i left it alone. well, this was okay. crunchy, pampulutan, goes fine with any kind of beer (mainly san mig, theirs was pale, mine was light). puwede na. not bad, but not superb either. on to the next.

we ordered this usually stir-fried veggie mix called pinakbet. since my girlfriend and i were trying hard to bring me back to eating healthier food ( i have to lower my cholesterol chorva, bummer), there should be veggies at the table. the safest is this pinakbet, a mixture of my favorites squash and eggplant, with some string beans and maybe okra, my most hated ampalaya and the ginisa trio of bawang-sibuyas-kamatis. usually, it is flavored with bagoong or shrimp paste but i really couldn’t recall if this was cooked that way.
being one-fourth ilokano where pinakbet is a staple where ilokanos come from, i really didn’t find any oomph in this dish of theirs. pinakbet na nga, simple lang dapat, pero wala talaga siyang libog, teh. no life, no zest, no lust. it’s just…plain.
and since it was my birthday, i was immune to the once-a-month-pork-dish fare we were trying to implement, too, hehe. so of course the default pork dish would be this crispy pata, or deep-fried pork’s leg part. it’s a unique pinoy delicacy and it could be eaten with rice as a meal, or plain pica-pica to accompany beer as pulutan fare. this one was ulam fare.

sadly, it’s quite unfair how we were served this poor excuse of a crispy pata. most of the parts were so fried that they were already quite hard and hard to eat! gudlak kung naka-pustiso ka teh! tanggalan ever ang mga teeth mo. then the really yummy parts–or supposedly yummy–are not so yummy here. heck, the neighborhood crispy pata fare is cooked better than this! you can hardly eat anything from it.
hay, so pork fail. up next, let’s hope another pork fare will fare better: the sinigang soup.

sinigang is a tamarind-flavored soup that could come with pork or seafood (usually fish). this could probably be considered as the pinoy tom yum because of the same sour flavor base, except that our sinigang is not too spicy like the thai’s tom yum mix. usually, it comes with many slices of pork. as you can see in the also-uninspired photo, it was more soup than, er, sahog. this was my girlfriend’s request because sinigang was hard to find in our neighborhood market eateries. that white floating thing was radish, the orange thingie slices of tomatoes, and the green thingie was kangkong leaves. and that psssh misty thingie at the sides was my interest in eating, slowly dissipating. chos.
but seriously, this had like only four slices of pork in it. four slices, mother! mother, what about our other dutiesss? chos. man, if you could remember that ad, then–like me–you’re ancient! hahaha! chos. hindi naman, super knowledgeable lang hehe. hm, maybe i could also blog about food advertisements here sometime. sige.
haay, o siya sige, back to healthy na lang since we had no luck with the sinful pork fare. so we decided to order another sinful dish — sizzling tiyan ng tuna, or tuna belly in a sizzling plate with some kinda gravy on it.

ayan siya. di mukhang masarap, ‘no? kasi hindi siya masarap!
pork fail na nga, fish fail pa. luz! i hope this is not some sort of portents of things to come in my life, since this was my birthday, and it was unnatural for me not to enjoy sinful food fare during my birthday. hay ewan. this dish naman had us all fooled. akala namin we could all share and partake of this dish. alas, sadly, it was only good for two people. with average appetites. unless sina mahal at mura iyon, iba ‘yun. hm i take that back, kasi baka malakas din nga pala kumain sina mahal at mura, malay natin…
kaya at the end of the day, ganito na ang fez ng lola niyo:

libaysilog
lovely, ain’t it? mas masarap pa ‘ata kung ‘yung mga nakalista sa shirt ko ang in-order namin. happy meals pa. at mura pa, kung sa neighborhood pares bibilhin.
luz.
o sha. ’til next year. good thing our family had two more summer birthdays that came up after mine. pambawi sa lafangan galore.
more of that next time.
and no, for the umpteenth time, that shirt is NOT for sale or barter or arbor!
huwag mapilit!